What's For Dinner Text Conversation with Oldest

Me: What do u want for dinner?

Oldest: Fast food.

Me: No fast food.

Oldest: Huh? No fast food?

Me: All fast food closed.

Oldest: -__-

Me: Is that ur sleepy face?

Oldest: No. Its my are you kidding me face. This is my sleeping face :)zzzz

Me: But ur eyes r open. See those 2 little dots? humm that could b ur sideways face with snake tongue

Oldest:  What? Tongues dont look like zzzz

Me: Sideways snakes tongues do.


Sometimes my kids are really are more mature then me. 

 Needless to say we had spaghetti "snakes".